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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Theme 6: Not Your World (livejournal.com)

Dear Fred & the gang


Genus, normally I would not interfere in the sayings and doings of humanity. It isn't that I am apathetic or indifferent, it is just that I prefer to sit down and let you guys sort things on your own. It is this thing any "free will", I guess. But each time in a while, some of you will loose and do something that I completely puzzled and confused leaves. Listen, I try to be a God of nature. An understanding of God. A loving God who forgives and compassionate. But I say that you're working my last nerve releases here. Sometimes I sit and scratch my all-powerful head and back what world publishes you are because you are clearly not your own world or are you the world I have in my kindness Almighty tried to create. Seriously, WTF?


Freddie-boy, when you and the Westboro Baptist first appear on the radar, you seemed to be a little disgusting but slightly funny sort of sideshow. I mean, how can it not simply laugh the pure absurdity of your Christmas album little nuggets that included awesomeness as little "Father Christmas Will Take You to Hell." I know that I could certainly, I laughed My ass off Almighty. But it seems that you have received the most attention, most bizarre and horrible your sideshow delirium has become! It would be impressive if it is not for the fact that it is so foul. Your behavior makes me even reach for a bag of gag and a Tums sometimes.


As I said, I do usually interfere with reports of humanity. All sorts of terrible rubbish is carried out in my name… wars genocide, oppression, discrimination and platform of the Republican party to name just a few… and I just let taxi on my back omnipotent. But I must say, I am getting really, really tired of your Act, Freddie-boy. Say I "hate" what is simply false. Admittedly, I sometimes get a little snippy, but who does? I mean Yes, all of the flooding of land and destroy mankind something was a little harsh to me, but this does not mean that I "hate" anything. And in my defence, Lucifer was only beaten me in Wii Bowling so I was in a bit of a snit. But say that I "hate Poofs" are simply false, ignorant and a warping of my words.


But it is not the thing any "I hate Poofs" which I launch a Saint Tizzy now, to be honest. This is actually a combination of things built with during a period of time. The is first of all to picket the funerals of soldiers. Soldiers who gave their lives to defend your right to emit your hatred and fear. I understand that if you have a political or philosophical opposition to the war. Believe me, I'm not so great on the war thing either. Although still once I leave that for you humans to disentangle between yourselves. But to say that I somehow approve soldiers dying in the defence of you and your country is absurd to be offensive or "bless" of FDI. Picket funeral of gays and lesbians, glorifying the wild attack and senseless on an innocent as Matthew Shepard is anything else. Suggest that I endorse some of this blatant hatred of your colleague (who also happen to my black children) is also beyond repulsive dude. Seriously. But what ultimately me thrown on the edge and guest this email is the fact that you and your travel freak turned March at the funeral of Elizabeth Edwards and place in an attempt to disrupt this weekend. What do you have puppies or small children at the end of the week? What is exactly that of Edwards has done to save your anger anyway? What is she loved her male colleagues too? Tried to help too many people on your list of villains? Is - this too well in the world? What is this woman who lived her life her grace, courage, compassion and dignity to earn the privilege of visiting Westboro Baptist day, she has left your world and entered mine? ? Please tell me because I'm dying to know here.


Let me just give some helpful tips, my man. If as you say, read cover to cover much, as Bible times and took away the belief that I "hate" it or I "hatred", may I humbly suggest that you read this bad? Maybe some new glasses or something like "Hooked on Phonics" could help you get sorted? I don't know, but you really need that resolved the fast. I want to say, if you think that all this hate and dishonest will happen on my right side, you need to think again the free I wish, approve, or overlook your shenanigans and think that you should really start to take any thing "the anger in me" a little more to seriously. Think... Sodom and Gomorrah. And I must tell you that Lucifer was mentioned a few special place that he has in mind for you guys... He also said something about showtunes on an endless loop and nocturnal spanky sessions with Ron Jeremy... forever. So really, unless deeply, you're in, you might think to clean up your act a bit and come on the back of your world. There are many good people. Just sayine.


TTFN,


The Big G


PS: How can say you that I hate "Swedish". Swedish? Seriously? Have you already tried Blueberry Jam? Or view the Swedish Bikini team? If you had, you know that there is no way in Hell that I hate the Sweden. Serious.


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